Friday, July 15, 2011

Christmas in July

Lots of people could use condoms.  Or cookies.  You're probably thinking, "What the fuck?! It's July!"  It's never too early to start getting ready for Christmas.  Shit, I'd start getting ready for it in January if I had the energy to.  I like to start in the summer.  I have a nice sized family so why am I going to wait until December?  I did that last year - BIG fucking mistake!  For anyone who wants to start, here is a list of small things for stockings that you can spend your hard-earned money on that you can buy throughout the year and stash away in a shoebox until the big December 25 comes.  Is it for a guy or a girl?  A kid or an adult?  Use your best judgment and figure it out for yourself.  Did I miss anything?

Address/date book
Bath salts and spa items
Book embosser
Bookmark
Candles
Cards
Chocolate, candy, cookies
Gift cards
Ornaments
Picture frames
Lip gloss, other makeup
Nail polish
Nail files, clippers
Necklaces, bracelets
Hair stuff
Body wash, lotion
Lottery tickets
Homemade coupon book
Bubble bath
Tylenol
Hand sanitizer
Gum
Stickers
Name magnets, keychains
Cookie cutters
Glow sticks
Gum
Lube
Condoms
Pocket Vibrators
Stamps

Go ahead and stuff those stockings then hang 'em to dry!

4 comments:

  1. Good List..!

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    1. Thanks!! I replied after you first commented but was new at it so it didn't quite reply to your comment :)

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  2. Thanks Sherry! I'm going to check to see why it's not working, I haven't changed the name since I started this blog but I have trouble following people through Network Blogs. I always have to click 'follow' on the actual blog, it doesn't let me do it through the Facebook application!

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